Terms of Service

These Terms of Service were made by assembling similar sites' terms of service, copy/pasting the stuff that seemed valid for Nerl.Net, and... well, read it below, it's SUPER exciting stuff. NOT. I believe when you make a site freely usable by the internet public, you need to be careful, legally, just to cover your butt. The bottom line is this: Nerl.Net is my ongoing project that will be host to a number of subsites with varying fuctionality. I want to build neat tools and applications on the backbone that is Nerl.Net. I don't want to get in trouble for any abuse that a naughty user may cause. I think the Terms of Service are here to protect MY butt in the case that someone does something that could get my projects into trouble.

Anyway, the point is - using Nerl.Net or any of it's tools and applications should be FUN (hopefully) and I don't want you to worry about these terms of use from a personal standpoint. Just have fun, be cool with my tools heheh, and that's that! If there's anything that concerns you regarding these terms, then drop me a note and let me know about it.

- Mr. Nerl


1. ACKNOWLEDGMENT AND ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS OF SERVICE: The services offered at www.nerl.net ("Nerl.Net"), are provided to you under the terms and conditions of this Nerl.Net Terms of Service ("TOS"), and any operating rules or policies that may be published by Nerl.Net at the URL: www.nerl.net (the "Service"). The TOS comprises the entire agreement between you and Nerl.Net and supersedes all prior agreements between the parties regarding the subject matter contained herein. BY COMPLETING THE REGISTRATION PROCESS, OR USING NERL.NET, USER AGREES TO BE BOUND BY ALL OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS HEREIN. You may continue to use Nerl.Net as long as you adhere to these Terms of Service.

2. SERVICES VOID WHERE PROHIBITED: Use of the Services is void where prohibited. By using this Site, you represent and warrant that you have the right, authority, and capacity to enter into this Agreement and to abide by all the Terms and Conditions of this Agreement.

3. REGISTRATION: You are required to register with Nerl.Net if you want to utilize most of the site's features. In order to register with Nerl.Net you must supply a valid email address (your personal login), and a password.

4. DESCRIPTION OF SERVICE: Nerl.Net provides Users with a variety of online services, including but not limited to mailing list tools for publishers and subscribers of information, posting of events, news, polls and various forms of media.

4.5. REFUND POLICY: You may request a refund for any paid-for Nerl.Net services by submitting your request and the reason for your request to Nerl.Net via http://www.nerl.net/contact.php. All reasonable refund requests will be honored. 5. EVENT DISCLAIMER AND LIMITATION OF LIABILITY: YOUR PARTICIPATION IN ANY PUBLIC OR PRIVATE EVENT POSTED ON NERL.NET IS AT YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE RISK. THE HOST OF ANY EVENT MAY REFUSE ADMITTANCE, MAY CHARGE AN ADMISSION FEE, OR ASK YOU TO LEAVE AN EVENT AT ANY TIME FOR ANY REASON. BY USING NERL.NET YOU AGREE AND UNDERSTAND THAT IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR PARTICIPATION IN ANY EVENT OR ACTIVITY, YOU MAY BE EXPOSED TO A VARIETY OF HAZARDS AND RISKS, FORESEEN OR UNFORESEEN, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE INHERENT IN THOSE ACTIVITIES AND EVENTS. THESE INHERENT RISKS INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, THE DANGERS OF SERIOUS PERSONAL INJURY, PROPERTY DAMAGE, AND DEATH (INJURIES AND DAMAGES) FROM EXPOSURE TO THE HAZARDS OF PUBLIC OR PRIVATE OUTINGS AND ACTIVITIES. NERL.NET HAS NOT TRIED TO CONTRADICT OR MINIMIZE YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF THESE RISKS. BY USING NERL.NET, YOU AGREE AND UNDERSTAND THAT INJURIES AND DAMAGES CAN OCCUR BY NATURAL CAUSES OR BY THE ACTS OF OTHER PERSONS OR THIRD PARITIES, EITHER AS A RESULT OF NEGLIGENCE OR BECAUSE OF OTHER REASONS. YOU ARE PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL COSTS AND/OR RISKS ASSOCIATED WITH ANY PUBLIC OR PRIVATE EVENT OR ACTIVITY. NOTWITHSTANDING ANYTHING TO THE CONTRARY HEREIN, TO THE FULLEST EXTENT ALLOWED BY LAW, YOU AGREE TO WAIVEAND DISCHARGE ALL CLAIMS, RELEASE NERL.NET FROM ALL LIABILITY AND INDEMNIFY AND HOLD HARMLESS NERL.NET, ITS SUBSIDIARIES, AFFILIATES, OFFICERS, AGENTS, AND OTHER PARTNERS AND EMPLOYEES, FROM ANY AND ALL LIABILITY ON ACCOUNT OF, OR IN ANY WAY RESULTING FROM INJURIES AND DAMAGES IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH ANY EVENTS OR ACTIVITIES. YOU AGREE AND UNDERSTAND AND INTEND THAT THIS ASSUMPTION OF RISK AND RELEASE IS BINDING UPON YOU AND YOUR HEIRS, EXECUTORS, AGENTS, ADMINISTRATORS AND ASSIGNS, AND INCLUDES ANY MINORS ACCOMPANYING USER AT THE EVENTS.

6. CONTENT: Your are solely responsible for any data, text, software, music sound, photographs, graphics, video, messages, files or other materials ("Content") which is transmitted, posted, or distributed by you through the Service, including but not limited to the contents of your e-mail communications, information, reviews, photos or images posted by you. All Content posted by you is your sole responsibility. Nerl.Net does not control the Content posted by users such as yourself via the Service and, as such, does not guarantee the accuracy, integrity or quality of such Content. By using the Nerl.Net Service you understand and agree that you may be exposed to Content posted by other users that may be offensive, indecent or objectionable. Under no circumstances will Nerl.Net be liable in any way for any Content posted by any user or third party, including, but not limited to, liability for any errors or omissions in any Content or for any loss or damage of any kind incurred as a result of the use of any Content posted, e-mailed or otherwise transmitted via the Service. Subject to the terms of Nerl.Net's Privacy Policy, you agree if you post any Content on the Nerl.Net Service, you grant to Nerl.Net, and its successors and assigns, a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, non-revocable license, in and to the Content, to distribute, display, modify, redistribute, sublicense and reproduce such Content to other users of the Service and to third parties with whom Nerl.Net has a relationship. You also grant Nerl.Net the right to authorize the downloading and printing in whole or in part of any Content that you post to the Nerl.Net Service.

7. COPYRIGHT POLICY/INFRINGING MATERIAL: You may not post, distribute, or reproduce in any way any copyrighted material, trademarks, or other proprietary information owned or controlled by someone else without obtaining the prior written consent of the owner of such proprietary rights. Without limiting the foregoing, if you believe that your work has been copied and posted on the Nerl.Net Service without your permission or in any way that constitutes copyright infringement, please provide Nerl.Net with the following information: a description of the copyrighted work that you claim has been infringed; a description of where the material you claim is infringing is located on the Nerl.Net Service; your address, telephone number, and email address; and a written statement by you stating that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by you, your agent, or the law; and a statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that you own the claimed infringing material together with any evidence of such ownership. Please contact Nerl.Net at mr.nerl(at)nerl-d0t-net.

8. NO "SPAMMING": You must not use any feature of the Nerl.Net Service for chain letters, junk mail, or "Spamming" nor make any use of the distribution lists in a manner involving any person who has not given specific permission to be included in such a process. An e-mail advertisement which is (a) addressed to a recipient with whom you do not have an existing business or personal relationship and (b) is not sent at the request of or with the express consent of the recipient to receive such communications from you ("Spam" or "Spamming") is strictly prohibited by Nerl.Net. If you use any feature of the Nerl.Net Service for the purpose of sending Spam, Nerl.Net reserves the right to immediately terminate your access to the Nerl.Net Service and to seek appropriate legal recourse as necessary. If you believe that other users are using the Nerl.Net Service for Spam, please notify Nerl.Net at mr.nerl(at)nerl-d0t-net.

9. NOTICES: Nerl.Net may give notice to you by e-mail, a posting on the Nerl.Net web site, or other reasonable means. You must give notice to Nerl.Net in writing via e-mail or as otherwise expressly provided by Nerl.Net. Nerl.Net may broadcast, distribute or display notices or messages through the Nerl.Net Service to inform you of changes to the TOS, the Service, the Privacy Policy or other matters of importance. Such broadcast, distributions or displays of information shall constitute notice to you.

10. PRIVACY POLICY: It is Nerl.Net's policy to respect the privacy of its users. Nerl.Net's policies with regard to personally identifiable information it collects from you, what information third parties affiliated with Nerl.Net collect from you and how that information is used is governed by the Nerl.Net Privacy Policy, which you can access here: Privacy Policy

11. SECURITY: You are solely responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your password and account. You are also solely responsible for any and all activities that occur under your account. You may change your password, or any other account information, at any time by following instructions available on Nerl.Net. You may also set up a new account at your convenience. You agree to notify Nerl.Net immediately of any unauthorized use of your account or any other breach of security known to you. You must promptly inform Nerl.Net of actual or apparent breaches of security, such as loss, theft, or authorized disclosure or use of a User Account or password. Until Nerl.Net is notified by email of a breach in security, you will remain liable for any unauthorized use of the Nerl.Net Service through your account. In consideration for using the Nerl.Net Service, you agree to: (1) provide certain current, complete, and accurate information about you when prompted to do so by the Service, and (2) maintain and update this information as required to keep it current, complete and accurate. If any information provided by you during your original registration or My Info Page sign-up is inaccurate, Nerl.Net reserves the right to terminate your account immediately and your right to use the Nerl.Net Service.

12. NO RESALE OR COMMERCIAL USE, ABUSE OF THE SERVICE: Your right to use the Nerl.Net Service is personal to you. You agree not to resell or make any commercial use of the Nerl.Net Service without the express consent of Nerl.Net. You may not create bots or other computer generated automatic tools to create events, nor abuse the Nerl.Net Service in any manner. Use that constitutes abuse shall be determined by Nerl.Net in its sole discretion. Nerl.Net reserves the right to terminate your account if Nerl.Net determines you have not complied with this TOS.

13. USER CONDUCT: Nerl.Net reserves the right, but does not assume the responsibility, to monitor or review your conduct on the Nerl.Net Service. Your use of the Nerl.Net Service is subject to all applicable local, state, national and international laws and regulations. In using the Nerl.Net Service you agree not to:

  • Use the Nerl.Net Service for illegal purposes;
  • Interfere or disrupt networks connected to the Nerl.Net Service or violate the regulations, policies or procedures of such networks;
  • Use the Nerl.Net Service in connection with chain letters, junk mail, surveys, contests, pyramid schemes, or use any distribution lists including any person who has not given specific permission to be included in such a process (commercial or otherwise);
  • Harvest or otherwise collect information about other users, including e-mail addresses, without their consent;
  • Transmit through the Nerl.Net Service any unlawful, harassing, defamatory, abusive, threatening, harmful, vulgar, obscene, sexually explicit, or otherwise objectionable material of any kind or nature;
  • Invade another's privacy or violate rights of publicity or intellectual property rights (including but not limited to copyright, trademark and patent rights) while using the Nerl.Net Service;
  • Transmit through the Nerl.Net Service any material that encourages conduct that could constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or otherwise violate any applicable local, state, national or international law or regulation;
  • Interfere with another User's use and enjoyment of the Nerl.Net Service;
  • Defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of any other user;
  • Create a false identity for the purpose of misleading others as to your identity or the origin of a message;
  • Use, download or otherwise copy, or provide (whether or not for a fee) to a person or entity that is not a user of the Nerl.Net Service any directory of Nerl.Net's users or usage information or any portion thereof other than in the context of your use of the Service as permitted under this TOS;
  • Transmit or upload any material that contains viruses, trojan horses, worms, time bombs, cancelbots, or any other harmful or deleterious programs;
  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to the Service, other accounts, computer systems or networks connected to the Service, through password mining or any other means; or
  • Engage in any other conduct which, in Nerl.Net's sole discretion, is considered inappropriate, unauthorized or objectionable.
14. INDEMNIFICATION: You agree to indemnify and hold Nerl.Net, its parent, subsidiary, affiliate, officers, employees, agents, directors, successors and assigns harmless from any claim or demand, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to or arising out of your use of the Nerl.Net Service, the violation of this TOS by you, the infringement by you (or other user of the Service using your account) of any intellectual property or other right of any person or entity or violation of any federal, state or local law or regulation.

15. TERMINATION: You may terminate your participation in the Nerl.Net Service with or without cause at any time and effective immediately. Nerl.Net may terminate the Nerl.Net Service or your use of the Service with or without cause at any time and effective immediately, at Nerl.Net's sole discretion, including but not limited to immediate termination of your use of the Nerl.Net Service should your conduct fail to conform to the terms and conditions of this TOS. Nerl.Net shall not be liable to you or any third party for termination of the Nerl.Net Service or termination of your use of the Nerl.Net Service. Should you object to any terms and conditions of the TOS or any subsequent modifications Nerl.Net makes to the TOS or become dissatisfied with the Nerl.Net Service in any way, your only recourse is to immediately: (1) discontinue use of the Nerl.Net Service; and (2) notify Nerl.Net of your termination and, at your discretion, notify Nerl.Net of the reasons for your termination. Upon termination of your use of the Nerl.Net Service, your right to use the Nerl.Net Service shall cease immediately. You shall have no right and Nerl.Net will have no obligation thereafter to forward any unread or unsent messages to your or any third party on your behalf. Sections 2, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, 14, 15, 16, 19, 20 and 21 shall survive termination of the TOS.

16. TRANSACTIONS WITH ORGANIZATIONS OR INDIVIDUALS: Nerl.Net shall not be liable for your interactions with any organizations and/or individuals found on or through the Nerl.Net Service. This includes, but is not limited to, payment and delivery of goods and services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties or representations associated with such dealings. These dealings are solely between you and such organizations and/or individuals. Nerl.Net is under no obligation to become involved in disputes between participants on the Nerl.Net Service, or between participants on the Nerl.Net Service and any third party.

17. LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES: Any web sites that are accessible via links included within the Nerl.Net Service that take you out of the Nerl.Net Service are not under Nerl.Net's control and Nerl.Net shall not be responsible for the content, products or services of any linked website. All such websites shall be subject to the policies and procedures of the owner of such websites. We encourage you to read those policies and know your rights under any web site you visit.

18. VIOLATION OF TERMS BY OTHER USERS: Nerl.Net asks that you participate in ensuring that all Users follow the terms of this TOS by reporting any Nerl.Net postings or messages that violate these terms. To report a violation of this TOS, please email us at abuse@nerl.net.

19. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES: YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THE NERL.NET SERVICE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THE NERL.NET SERVICE IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS. NERL.NET EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. NERL.NET MAKES NO WARRANTY THAT ITS SERVICE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, OR THAT ITS SERVICE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR FREE. NERL.NET MAKE NO WARRANTY AS TO THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THE SERVICE OR AS TO THE ACCURACY OR RELIABILITY OF ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED THROUGH THE SERVICE OR THAT DEFECTS IN THE SOFTWARE WILL BE CORRECTED. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT NERL.NET DOES NOT CONTROL CONTENT, INFORMATION, PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OFFERED BY ADVERTISERS, THIRD PARTIES OR OTHER USERS ON OR THROUGH THE SERVICE, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO INFORMATION, PRODUCTS, OR SERVICES PROVIDED BY LICENSE TO NERL.NET FROM THIRD PARTIES OR CONTENT PROVIDED BY OTHER USERS. NERL.NET ASSUMES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR AND MAKES NO WARRANTY OR REPRESENTATION AS TO THE ACCURACY, CURRENCY, COMPLETENESS, RELIABILITY, USEFULNESS OR DECENCY OF CONTENT OR PRODUCTS DISTRIBUTED OR MADE AVAILABLE BY THIRD PARTIES (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ADVERTISERS AND USERS) THROUGH THE NERL.NET SERVICE. YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS FROM YOUR ATTEMPT TO DOWNLOAD ANY MATERIAL FROM THE NERL.NET SERVICE. NERL.NET MAKES NO WARRANTY REGARDING ANY GOODS OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED THROUGH ITS SERVICE OR ANY TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH ITS SERVICE. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM NERL.NET OR THROUGH THE NERL.NET SERVICE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY MADE HEREIN. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES, THEREFORE SOME OF THE ABOVE EXCLUSIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

20. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY: NERL.NET SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, USE, DATA OR OTHER INTANGIBLES, EVEN IF NERL.NET HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES, RESULTING FROM THE (I) USE OR THE INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICE; (II) COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES; (III) ANY GOODS OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED OR CONTENT RECEIVED OR TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO WITH NERL.NET OR A THIRD PARTY THROUGH THE USE OF THE NERL.NET SERVICE; (IV) OR UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO YOUR ACCOUNT OR ALTERATION OF YOUR ACCOUNT OR DATA. YOU SPECIFICALLY AGREE THAT NERL.NET IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE FOR ANY UNLAWFUL, HARASSING, DEFAMATORY, ABUSIVE, THREATENING, HARMFUL, VULGAR, OBSCENE, SEXUALLY EXPLICIT OR OTHERWISE OBJECTIONABLE CONDUCT OR SPEECH OF ANY OTHER PARTY ON OR THROUGH THE NERL.NET SERVICE, OR FOR ANY INFRINGEMENT OR VIOLATION OF YOUR RIGHTS BY ANY OTHER PARTY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS, RIGHTS OF PUBLICITY, OR RIGHTS OF PRIVACY. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, THEREFORE SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO USER.

21. GENERAL PROVISIONS: This TOS shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state of California, excluding its conflict of law provisions. You agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of the State of California, provided, however, that Nerl.Net, in its sole discretion, may elect to settle any litigation in any way arising out of or relating to this TOS through binding arbitration in accordance with the commercial arbitration rules of the American Arbitration Association. Any such arbitration shall be conducted in San Francisco, California, and judgment on the arbitration award may be entered into in any court having jurisdiction thereof. If any provision(s) of the TOS is held by a court of competent jurisdiction to be contrary to law, then such provision(s) shall be construed, as nearly as possible, to reflect the intentions of the parties with the other provisions remaining in full force and effect. Nerl.Net's failure to exercise or enforce any right or provision of this TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision unless acknowledged and agreed to by Nerl.Net in writing. User and Nerl.Net agree that any lawsuit arising out of or related to this Service must commence within one (1) year after the cause of action arises; otherwise, such cause of action is permanently barred. The section titles in this TOS are solely used for the convenience of the parties and have no legal or contractual significance.

22. MODIFICATIONS TO THE SERVICE AND TO TERMS OF SERVICE: Nerl.Net reserves the right to modify or discontinue the Nerl.Net Service with or without notice to you. Nerl.Net shall not be liable to you if Nerl.Net modifies or discontinues its Service. Nerl.Net may change the terms and conditions of the TOS at any time in its sole discretion. In the event of any material or substantial change in the terms and conditions of this TOS, Nerl.Net may notify you via e-mail, and/or by posting an announcement of the changes together with a link to the new TOS on the Nerl.Net Service. By using the Nerl.Net Service after any change in the TOS you acknowledge and accept changes to the TOS.

23. TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS: Information and content posted on any of Nerl.Net's sites are provided for general reference only and are not warranted to be free of errors, other deficiencies or potential interruptions. In addition, the site may be used by others to post other information and materials, including changes or additions; Nerl.Net gives no assurance whatsoever regarding such information or materials. In the event a product, service, or event is listed with incorrect or misleading information due to typographical error or error in pricing or product information received, Nerl.Net shall have the right to refuse or cancel any orders placed for product or event listed. Nerl.Net shall have the right to refuse or cancel any such orders whether or not the order has been confirmed and your credit card charged. As an online publication, Nerl.Net strives to post the most accurate information available, if the information you enter is misleading or inaccurate we will fix the listing to reflect the most accurate information available. If you utilize an unpaid listing we reserve the right to change the listing at our discretion.

24. OTHER BUSINESSES: Parties other than Nerl.Net and its affiiliates may operate venues, provide services, or sell product lines on this site. In addition, we provide links to the sites of affiliated companies and certain other businesses. We are not responsible for examining or evaluating, and we do not warrant the offerings of, any of these businesses or individuals or the content of their web sites. Nerl.Net does not assume any responsibility or liability for the actions, product, and content of all these and any other third parties. You should carefully review their privacy statements and other conditions of use.

25. ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS: When you visit Nerl.Net or send emails to us, you are communicating with us electronically. You consent to the receipt of communications from us electronically. We will communicate with you by email or by posting notices on this site. You agree that all agreements, notices, disclosures and other communications that we provide to you electronically satisfy any legal requirement that such communications be in writing.

LAST REVISED ON: November 27, 2006.